CNE Rides, Games, and Attractions for Overly Anxious People
Or, how to avoid dreaded teenagers.Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. Most Torontonians will be flocking to the Canadian National Exhibition over the next couple of weeks to...
View ArticleStudents Should Learn About Sex Ed From Everyone *Except* Teachers
That creepy kid Donny has all the answers! Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. Ontario Progressive Conservative Party Leader Patrick Brown said last week that if he was...
View ArticleEvery Type of Person You See at TIFF
Meet the TIFF ensemble.Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. While the films change, there are certain types of people that reliably make up the film festival. Here’s your...
View ArticleAll the Toronto Public Library Services Doug Ford Can Use While Writing His Book
Some special service journalism for local author-to-be Doug Ford. Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. Congratulations on your book deal, Doug! I for one think it’s great that...
View ArticleHere’s Why The Toronto Blue Jays Are Everything
Time, space, physics, hockey—the Jays can conquer it all. Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. The Blue Jays are good. Damn good. No, not just good, they’re great....
View ArticleA Very Spooky Story: The 506 To Hell
It may have reeked of death and been engulfed in fire, but it still had plenty of seats available. Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. This week, we bring you a very special...
View ArticleHow to Survive Winter in Toronto
Oh god, it's that time of year again. Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. It’s that time of year again. Denim jackets are giving way to heavy overcoats, long johns are...
View ArticleA Beginner’s Guide to Electoral Reform
So many options: the Thunderdome, a staring contest, picking a name out of a hat. Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. Electoral reform has been dominating headlines lately....
View ArticleI Ate Your Stupid Christmas Tree Lights and There’s Nothing You Can Do About...
A chaos-loving squirrel writes an op-ed that explains everything that goes bad in Toronto. Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. Yeah, I did it. I am the squirrel that chewed...
View ArticleExciting New Revenue Streams for a Cash-Strapped Toronto
If City Council wants to balance the budget so badly, maybe advertising on Airbnb will help. Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. As Toronto enters 2017, the city is once...
View ArticleAll the Things Toronto Could (and Should) Do With Trump Tower
Kevin O'Leary Tower, anyone? Relief Line is your not-so-serious look at the city we love. After five years of financial difficulties, it was recently announced that Toronto’s very own Trump Tower is up...
View ArticleSuggestions for Norm Kelly’s Future 6ix Dad Merch
Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. Word up, my fellow millennials! Are you looking for some “fire” new gear to impress your “BAE”? Well our very own 6ix Dad (a.k.a. Norm...
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