A chaos-loving squirrel writes an op-ed that explains everything that goes bad in Toronto.
Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love. Yeah, I did it. I am the squirrel that chewed up all those stupid Christmas tree lights in Mel Lastman Square. I chewed ’em up real good. I am not apologizing either. It’s not like any of you nerds are going to do anything […]
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